TailsTube #6: Surprise Gift Exchange Bonanza

TailsTube #6: Surprise Gift Exchange Bonanza 

Original Release Date: December 21st, 2023

As 2023 came to a close, another holiday season was looming. Sega had already released their big "Sonic the Hedgehog" titles for that year. However, I guess they just like Christmas and decided to stick a holly-jolly "TailsTube" installment up on their YouTube. Of course, that raises the same question I ask any time there's a "Sonic the Hedgehog" holiday special: Why do they have Christmas? I guess since it's now established lore that Sonic and friends exist on a world alongside regular meat-sack humans, the question is largely answered. One can assume that human history progressed more or less the same in this alternate universe, winter festivals and the cultural dominance of Christianity coming about in the same way. "Sonic and the Secret Rings," by establishing that djinn exists, suggests Islam is part of this world too. Did Eggman's ancestor participate in the Crusades? The mind conjures image of human missionaries boating out to South Island and attempting to convert the local pagan populace of upright animals. Does that mean there are hardcore Christians among Sonic's population? Vanilla seems like the good church going type. Are there other adherents, faiths, and weird outgrowths? Hedgehog Mormons? Does ninja Espio practice Shinto beliefs? The question now is not if the new Pope will be Catholic but if he'll even be human. Is Jewish convert Knuckles circumcised or not? And how many times? 

Ah man, I love it when I get to do that! Speculating wildly off of the tiniest indications of a wider culture in this series! As much fun as it is to imagine how religions work on Sonic's world, episode six of "TailsTube" truly suggests there's no heaven, no religion too. Many of the signifiers of Christmas are present in this episode. Tails' workshop is decked out with holly, wreaths, colorful lights, and hot cocoa. References are made throughout to well-known carols and the central premise of the episode recalls a Secret Santa party. However, the word "Christmas" is never spoken. Only that much dreaded phrase "happy holidays." This is not a "Christmas party" but a "surprise gift exchange bonanza." The obvious reason for this – Sega does not want to align their mascots with any one religion or culture and the Japanese view Christmas as secular anyway – does not provide an in-universe explanation. So maybe Sonic and all his friends are godless heathens who only worship the hollow joys of materialism. It's a good thing that his progress isn't the only thing Sonic can save though...

But I digress. "TailsTube" episode six has Tails gathering a bunch of his friends into his workshop for a cozy celebration. Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy are there but Shadow, Rouge and Omega show up too. The gift exchanging ritual goes smoothly enough but clashing personalities means the party soon descends into chaos anyway. Everyone except Tails runs off, leaving the fox alone when Eggman decides to crash the party and engage in some Ho-Ho-Homicide. With no one to wreck, the doctor is disappointed and ends up sharing a nice little moment with his archenemy's little buddy. Awwww, isn't that nice? 

One of the nicest things about gift giving occasions is that it reflects the personalities of both people involved. Obviously, unless you are a totally selfish jerk-ass, you want your gift to reflect the intended's interests and passions. Inevitably though, what you get someone else shows your personality as well. You aren't truly giving that person a gift. You are getting a gift for the version of that person that exists in your head. Your gift shows what you think of that person too. This is something noticeable in this "TailsTube" broadcast. Knuckles gets Omega a rock, proving his humble roots but also appealing to the kill-droid's desire to smash stuff. Amy gets Sonic a heart-shaped picture frame with a photo of herself inside, reflecting her always naïve hope that Sonic holds her as dearly as she does him. Sonic gets Knuckles a gift certificate to a chili dog restaurant because he's a fast-paced guy on the run who doesn't have time to look at an Amazon wish list. He did put thought into it though and Knux ends up finding it a very practical gift. As for Rouge, she gives a gift to the person who is most important in her life: Herself. It's a simple setup for a story but it allows for many chances to consider who these characters are as people. 

That leads to another element of Christmas parties that this little five minute bit of animation gets right. Any time you are passing gifts around, it's going to be sweet. People are going to be touched that you thought of them, that you took some time and energy out of your day simply to get a little present for them. This message – about how, really, it is about the giving – is sweetly shown in the last third, when Tails defers Eggman's wrath by giving him a present, melting his evil heart. Stoic Shadow isn't immune to this either, in the easily predicted but still cute final scene. Ultimately, that's why we gather together as groups during the coldest, most desolate time of year to remind one another that we do care, that we are worthy of consideration to each other, that we are carried in other people's thoughts and hearts. To show that this sense of togetherness is always present, the script includes shout-outs to Jewel, the Restoration, and Sage as well. See, the "Sonic" family is wide and vast but always connected by wuv.

However, parties such as these can be awkward as fuck too. That is also nicely captured. Omega, myopic in his focus on destroying enemy Badniks, gifts Amy a crushed MotoBug, as he can't imagine anyone having any other interests. After receiving Amy's picture frame, Sonic immediately removes the photo of her and replaces it with that time him and Tails drew a face on Eggman's bald head. Amy's reaction, to bite her lip and let the botched romantic moment pass, very much feels like something out of a "Sonic Boom" episode. As does Eggman being embarrassed that he forgot a gift and quickly throwing something together for Tails. Once you throw in the unpredictable elements of a Secret Santa party – amusingly shown, in "Sonic" series tradition, as an on-screen slot machine winding down – such awkwardness is unavoidable. I like that both sides of that coin are present here. 

This episode also marks the first time Team Dark has appeared on "TailsTube." I'm so used to Shadow, Rouge, and Omega existing as characters I read about in comics and my brain providing voices for them, that it always throws me for a little loop when I remember Omega and Shadow sounds like that in canon. However, Rouge is always on-point. By which I mean, it is in her nature to flirt with absolutely everyone, all the time. She teases Knuckles throughout, calls him "handsome," and eventually leads him on a very easily predicted chase. The way she giggles mischievously as they ran off together makes this ritual feel like elaborate foreplay more than ever. However, the busty bat also flirts with Shadow, saying it would be a "crisis" if he wasn't there, in typically cooing manner. She can't help herself and that's why we love the slutty chiroptera so much. 

There's more unique backgrounds and art in this episode, what with the shots of everyone interacting with presents that they wouldn't normally be touching. Maybe that required the budget to be mixed around for this episode, explaining what the actual characters seem to move less than they ordinarily do in this show. It might just be me but it seemed their lips don't always move in time with their dialogue. Aww, shucks, what could be more perfect for the Christmas holiday than pinching a few pennies? Anyway, this is cute and I enjoyed it. As I type this, it's spring time in my corner of the world but I'll get ahead of the curb and go ahead and wish everyone an early Merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a crazy Kwanza, a tip top Tet, and a solemn and dignified Ramadan. [7/10]